ARE YOU REALLY HIGH-TECH? SHADDUP PLEASE!

COMMENT Whassup everyone? This is Mr. life_rocker again! I am now trying to update this blog everyday. Uhh, but seriously some of you must stop stalking this blog, because I will never ever tell out my real name #winning

For your information, we are living in the 21st century - a high-tech world. Unless you are Muslim, then you are still living in the 15th century ewww. While we are in the high-tech era, all of us are getting exposed to really high-tech products and gadgets.

I meant, seriously, you won't get to see an iPhone 10 years ago - but you can now own it! Apple is getting its company greater and greater. Now I just can see Apple is doing great! Errr introducing one new generation of iPhone every year is seriously tooooo over, but since they can only earn money by doing this, what to do?

But for us in Malaysia, we are always lagging behind. Look at our Internet speed. It sucks, seriously! Even when Apple introduces new products, we won't be one the first few countries to get the products. But this time it's abit different larh, its an exception ha ha ha, we are one of the first few countries to get the iPad 2. Woohoo! But rumours said this generation of iPad is just an upgrade of first-generation iPad. They told us to wait for iPad 3 - the real new iPad lol.

Well back to the main point - How high-tech can you be? I meant, in Malaysia, you can't really be up-to-date with the latest technologies. But I somehow see people acting like they are the IT profs! Shyt!

And this guy hasn't even completed his secondary education, and yet acting like he is one of the richest guy in Malaysia! I disrespect you! Puiii! First, he posted on Facebook - "I don't wanna go US, i want to go UK!" And people start commenting and liking. One of his friends commented: "What are you talking about?" And then this guy starts feeling happy because he has got the attention from him. He replied: "My parent is sending me to US after I finish my SPM." Oh shyt!

Then, he acts like he is really really pro in IT. And all his stupid less-educated friends start asking really chim questions - like "What is IPv6?", "How can we track an IP?", "How can we hack the what what account?", and so on. Then he just replied "Ya", "Google!", "You think leh?" But still, people like asking him questions about technologies. People even asked him to help clear viruses in an external HDD. Oh my tuuuu!

If you really feel like wanting to show off, or feel like you are one of the ten richest guy in Malaysia, go larh replace Tan Sri Dato Seri Vincent Tan! If you can't replace him, just shut the fcuk up! Okay?

Or I give you special discount - once you own the Berjaya Group, I respect you and say sorry to you plus be your male maid for 10 years!

Not even completed secondary education and yet want to act like an IT pro? Aiya don't waste energy larh! Amboi! Sakit kepala larh!

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